(Credit: Maxim)

Whooooopsiedoodles! It looks like ol’ Ashley Greene forgot her bra on the cover of the December issue of Maxim. And then, lo and behold, she forgot it AGAIN on the inside pages of Maxim too! It’s kind of like one of those broccoli-in-your-teeth situations when you’re like GRR! Why didn’t someone TELL me? Also, Ashley Greene’s Maxim coverlines say “sucking” and “slurping,” which COULD potentially be puhrreeettty embarrassing because… you know… but it turns out they’re talking about vampires and ramen noodles — two great tastes that go great together.

After the jump, check out more bra-free photos of Ashley Greene from her Maxim, um, spread, as well as an old-school Ashley Greene Maxim photo that suggests a run-in with an airbrush gun. Gurl be UP on that bronzer! Gotta stay pale, Alice!

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